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— Smoke Gets in Your Eyes - Caitlin Doughty
The real gems came in when we selected several people to fill out an additional questionnaire.
I thought that the questionnaire was a little much, in an “if you were a tree what kind of tree would you be?” way, but one has to separate the wheat from the chaff.
Q: In approximately 300 words explain why you are interested in working at a mortuary.
A: I love the death.
==Q: Are you aware of, or have you participated in any religious/spiritual rituals surrounding death?
Please describe these events.
A: I play with the wigy [sic] board once.
Q: Are you able to be empathetic to people without becoming personally involved?
Describe a situation where you were able to do this.
A: I kill a bunch of people once.== Q: Are you able to be flexible with regards to your job duties and description?
A: Oh hell yeah.
These candidates’ qualifications aside, Mike eventually hired Jerry, a tall, attractive African American man.
Ironically, Jerry had previously worked for the removal service.
He was one of the removal “goons” Mike swore up and down he would never hire just a few weeks prior.
I guess when your other candidate’s experience is having played “with the wigy board once,” it shifts your perspective.